O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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