what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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