no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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