This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
kristin has been a bad kristin
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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