Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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