he puts the penis in happiness.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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