You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
A+ Viking dick
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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