I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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