We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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