found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
