I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
sex in a hospital.. check
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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