Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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