let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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