Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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