There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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