never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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