Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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