Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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