Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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