no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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