redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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