no, he came in my armpit
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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