What a fucking waste of an outfit
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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