Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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