I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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