I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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