Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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