That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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