good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I will pee on everything he values.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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