When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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