You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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