Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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