my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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