She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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