Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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