If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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