I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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