My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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