He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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