Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
My vagina just clenched in fear
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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