Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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