I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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