I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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