just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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