Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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