I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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