My room smells like vodka and shame
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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