she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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