I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Are we still banned from the library?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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