dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She's the barista slut.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
