it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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