he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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