bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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