Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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