Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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