found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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