Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Randomize
