My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
